Refrain 1
2 trailer park girls go round the outside/ round the outside,round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1)

Refrain 2
Guess whos back, back again/ Shadys back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...

Verse 1
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to/ see Marshall no morethey want Shady I'm chopped liver/ well if you want Shady, thisis what I'll give ya/ a little bit of me mixed with some hardliquor/ some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a/shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm notcooperating/ when I'm rocking the table while he's operating /you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on therag and ovulating/ I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but yourhusbands heart problem's complicating / So the FCC wont let me beor let me be me so let me see/ they tried to shut me down on MTVbut it feels so empty without me/ So come on and dip, bum on yourlips fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits and getready cuz this shit's about to get heavy/ I just settled all mylawsuits Fuck YOU DEBBIE_!

Chorus X2
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me/ cuzwe need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious/ embarrassed, theirparents still listen to Elvis/ they start feeling the prisonershelpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"/ A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,pollutin the air waves a rebel/ so let me just revel an bask, inthe fact that I got everyone kissing my ass/ and it's a disastersuch a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you askfor me?/ Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae tuneit in and then I'm gonna/ enter in and up under your skin like asplinter/ The center of attention back for the winter/ I'minteresting, the best thing since wrestling/ Infesting in yourkids ears and nesting/ Testing "Attention Please" feel thetension soon as someone mentions me/ here's my 10 cents my 2cents is free/ A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus X2

Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who'stalking this shit that shit. Chris Kirkpatrick you can get yourass kicked/ worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, andMoby/ you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headedfag blow me/You don't know me, you're too old let go its over,nobody listens to techno/ Now lets go, give me the signal I'll bethere with a whole list full of new insults/ I've been dope,suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into asymbol/ But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wantsto discuss me/ So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just meI'm just obscene/ Though I'm not the first king of controversy/ Iam the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music soselfishly/ and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)/ there's aconcept that works/ 20 million other white rappers emerge/ but nomatter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me

Chorus X2

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